Why Do You Love Me

i'm no barbie doll
i'm not your baby girl
so i've done ugly things and i have made mistakes
and i am not as pretty as those girls in magazines
i am rotten to my core if they're to be believed
so what if i'm no baby bird hanging upon your every word?
nothing ever smells of roses that rises out of mud

why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me

you're not some baby boy
why you acting so surprised
you're sick of all the rules
well i'm sick of all your lies
now i've held back a wealth of shit i think i'm gonna choke
i'm standing in the shadows with the words stuck in my throat
does it really come as a surprise when i tell you i don't feel good?
that nothing ever came from nothing man
oh man ain't that the truth

why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it, i do it again

i think you're sleeping with a friend of mine
i have no proof but i think that i'm right
and you've still got the most beautiful face
it just makes me sad most of the time

i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it again
i get back up and i do it, i do it again
i do it again
i do it again
i do it again

why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me it's driving me crazy
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me
why do you love me


I'm only happy when it rains

I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains

You know I love it when the news is bad
And why it feels so good to feel so sad
I'm only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are going wrong
I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I'm only happy when it rains

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is the night gone black
I didn't accidentally tell you that
I'm only happy when it rains

You'll get the message by the time I'm through
When I complain about me and you
I'm only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down, Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down

You can keep me company
As long as you don't care

I'm only happy when it rains
You wanna hear about my new obsession?
I'm riding high upon a deep depression
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me ...

Not my idea

I bit my tongue and stood in line
With not much to believe in
I bought into what I was sold
And ended up with nothing

This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea

You thought that I would never see
What was meant for you was meant for me
I was distracted at the time
Forget about yours now what about mine

This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea

You thought I was a little girl
You thought I was a little mouse
You thought you'd take me by surprise
Now I'm here burning down your house

This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea of a good time
This is not my idea

Bad Boyfriend

I got a fever come check and it see
There's something burning and growing in me
We may not last but we'll have fun 'til it ends
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

I wanna hear you call out my name
I wanna see you burn up in flames
Keep you on ice so I can show all my friends
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

So ripe so sweet come suck it and see
But watch out Daddy, I sting like a bee
I know some tricks I swear will give you the bends
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

My fever's rising you ran into luck
Say what sugar, you wanna get what?
I wanna give you one hundred and ten
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

It's wild the way you tease me
It's wild the way you free me
It's wild the way you reach me
Wrapped me up in your wire from the start

You've got the women all waiting in line
I'm not asking you to make up your mind
I can make you happy at least now and then
I've got something special from my bad boyfriend

If you can't love me honey go on, just pretend
I've saved something special for the very end
If you can't love me honey go on, just pretend
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

Come on baby be my bad boyfriend
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend
Come on baby be my bad boyfriend

Androgyny

When everything is going wrong
And you can't see the point in going on
Well nothing in life is set in stone
There's nothing that can't be turned around

Nobody wants to feel alone
And everybody wants to love someone
Out of the tree go pick a plum
Why can't we all just get along?

Boys in the girls room
Girls in the men's room
You free your mind in your androgyny
Boys in the parlor
They're getting harder
I'll free your mind and your androgyny

No sweeter a taste that you could find
Than fruit hanging ripe upon the vine
There's never been an oyster so divine
A river deep that never runs dry

The birds and bees they hum along
Like treasures they twinkle in the sun
Get on board and have some fun
Take what you need to turn you on

Behind closed doors and under stars
It doesn't matter where you are
Collecting jewels that catch your eye
Don't let a soulmate pass you by